But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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