I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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