it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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