I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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