there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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