I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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You are the jesus of drinking
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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