So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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