I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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