you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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