I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize