I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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