if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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