how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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