I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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