ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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