Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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