worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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