That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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