so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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