His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
