Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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