i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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