theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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