omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
