i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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