That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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