You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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