ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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