I'm going to jail i love you
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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