she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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