I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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