I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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