why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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