Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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