Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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