Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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