is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I understand Curling. That high.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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