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that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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