I'm going to jail i love you
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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