Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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