This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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