her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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