theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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