ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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