The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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