best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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