i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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