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Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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