we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
