Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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