Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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