And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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