we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dicks are not precious.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
