Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
