brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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