Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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